This much drama can be a lot to digest.

on Feb 26, 2013 - The Dish0

Forget about the standard rule of avoiding politics and religion, when it comes to ‘Housewives dinners, everything is on the table. 

While all the Real Housewives franchises have had their share of ridiculous moments around the dining table, (prostitution whore, anyone?) none have compared in such consistent decline as RHOBH. 

Season 1's "The Dinner Party from Hell" is a fan favorite. Memories of medium Allison DuBois shooting off “premonitions” and jabs while the smoke from her e-cigarette encircled her head like a wreath is an image that will not soon be forgotten. The epic showdown even warranted an extended editor’s cut episode. 

But, while seasons past limited their dinnertime drama to a few instances, it seems every single time the ladies have gotten together for a meal this season it has erupted like a treacherous volcano. Here’s a timeline of this season’s most explosive meals:  

1. Uh-Oh, Somebody's Crying!

Kim organizes a girls’ trip to Ojai where tension mounts when Brandi attempts an apology to Kim and Adrienne interrupts, eventually leading to Brandi screaming the F-bomb across the table. 


2. She's Gone Too Far

While it may not constitute as a meltdown, Brandi’s loose lips during a tasting at SUR send a rift through the ladies that affects almost every gathering thereafter. 


3. Oy, Faye!

What was supposed to be a fun christening of Kyle’s newly decorated dining room leads to Faye Resnick laying into Brandi so hard that tears begin to flow faster than the wine. 


4. Moroccan Madness

What could have made our list simply because of Camille’s fabulous strutting entrance, actually deteriorates when the husbands fall victim to Brandi and Adrienne’s feud.  


5. Kim Nose Best

In a twist no one saw coming, after the table quickly divides into their respective Brandi and Adrienne camps, Camille accuses Lisa of not owning SUR. 

Consequently, these culinary catastrophes lead us to Lisa’s annual tea party and Kyle’s annual white party where Taylor’s lingering feelings from their respective Season 2 outcomes allow this year’s events to follow suit almost like a Greek tragedy. 



Well, the 'Wives are in Paris now, and only time will tell if their European excursion allows them to leave their table manners stateside. Find out on the next Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Monday, March 4th, at 8 p.m. 

 

Here's a sneak peek:


So tell us: which dining duel was your favorite of the season so far?
3 comments
skizzy79
skizzy79

Thank you for pointing out Camille's entrance into the Moroccan party. I laughed till I cried watching her strut in like she was working it for a music video.  Talk about being camera "aware"!!!!

iheartdogs
iheartdogs

My favorite was Lisa's tea party. I enjoyed watching another side of Taylor and seeing Adrrienne lie through her teeth and dig a bigger grave for herself; and the most memorable of all was Lisa's elegant table setup and breathtaking home... and who can forget that closet??!!

iheartdogs
iheartdogs

I'd rather watch the whacky quack medium Alison Dubois over Fake Rancid any day. Know that! Please, Bravo, don't do this to us again. No more Faye!!